Writer's Block

Here I sit on my blue love seat racking my brain on what to write....
when my father returns home from doing some errands.
* Turns to Mom* I brought you a Drink!
*Turns to me* I brought you a Toilet Flapper!!!!
....I think my Father is the only man who could make a *Toilet Flapper sound as exciting as a pet pony.


* Toilet Flapper is the piece of black rubber that plugs up the toilet tank to allow it fill up and not have the toilet run.