M: Is it 32 inches or 48 inches?
D: Just a sec.....
* Snap of the measuring tape*
M: "Oops.... I let go"
D: Ya... your not suppose to do that.
Grandma's Toaster
Me: Does Grandma use her new Toaster?
Mom: Grandma just got a new toaster for her Birthday."
Me: I know!
Mom: So what your question???
Me: Does Grandma use her new Toaster?!?!
Painful Right Arm
Me: Mom! My right arm has shooting pains... I think maybe I'm having a stroke.
Dad: Do you smell toast?
Me: ....No
Dad: Then it's not a stroke. People smell toast when they are having strokes.
Why would you do that??
K: * Gushes Mom's arm*
M: OW! Why would you do that?
D: Everyone be nice
M: * Pinches Kayla arm*
K: OW! That hurt! Dad.. Mom pinched me!
D: EVERYONE be nice.
K: *Pokes Mom*
M: Ow stop that! * Pokes or gushes Kayla*
D: Stop it you guys!
*Poking/ Pushing/ Pinching/ Gushing Continues*
K: Dad! Mom just pinched me real hard...
M: You gushed my arm first and it will leave a bruise I bet!
D: Both of you stop it!
*Poking/ Pushing/ Pinching/ Gushing Continues*
Dad: * Sigh*
