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Photography drives me nuts inside.

I love doing it but lately I also

hate it....

I love surfing up photos on the web

and all I can think is I want to do that!

I want to be a photographer!

I need a class.

trouble is photography school is

expensive and if i get a degree

in art, I worry I won't be able to

support myself and future family.

So here's the ultimate GROWN UP

question: Follow ones heart?

or follow ones head?

SPOILER

My Blog is turning into an alter of ER :/

I did take a break to watch the Grey's Anatomy Premiere tonight.

I was HIGHLY disappointed!

It was basically worthless and I feel grumpy that

I wasted an hour of my life being dragged along

waiting for answers.....

I did shed a tear for Mcsteamy

and felt physically ill

that Avery marred his hotness with

a wannabe baby Afro.

Then again I may feel physically ill

because i caught a stomach virus.

Bad News:

Had to miss work to spend the day near a bathroom

Good News:

I got to watch lots of ER.

Yes.... If I was smart and wise I would have done lots of HW.

potatoe life

Tomorrow night I can fall asleep watching ER :)

Tonight I will make do with FRIENDS.

I do have a life outside of sitting in front of the TV like a potatoe.

I went to the Gym today wearing my photographer cheese shirt that says " Say PEOPLE!"

How's that for a non-potatoe life!

.....

it really is to late to be blogging.

I must arise in 6 hours,

though if we are being honest...

really I will arise 20 minutes late

and then run around downstairs looking for 

cute work clothes, my hair brush

and trying to remember to brush my teeth.

Goodnight. Hello FRIENDS.

Let's just embrace the potatoe life OK?

 

I did my HW. So I'm FREE TO WASTE MY TIME

So when I have no ER to watch

I go through my computer 

and find random treasures.

Like people in Love 

and my very handsome

Daddy.

 Ruth however has short locks now

Kam is in South Carolina preaching the word of  God

and Daddy is currently sleeping.

Just some random updates for you all.

sick of hearing about ER?

I am in ER with drawls......

ER Season 2 will not arrive from Amazon until

TUESDAY!

I have every other season except 2....

Don't ask me how that happened...

I am unsure of it myself.

I have major issues with watching TV shows out of order.

My issue is so bad that if I miss an episode from a currently playing

TV Show, I will simply stop watching the show.

That is how Bones, House, and many

other wonderful TV shows   died in the eyes of Kayla.

I simply cannot watch TV shows out of order.

Nope.

So here's to hoping TUESDAY

comes quick as a bunny and that I don't end up going insane.

Until then please watch this John Carter clip 

and vow with me to name your future offspring after this fictional character.

1991

Today is September 21st.

I have spent all off yesterday and today

happily thinking  and TELLING people

about how in ONE month 

I will be 21.

Too bad for me,

I don't know my own birthday

and somehow managed to 

forget I was born on

October 25th....

not October 21st.

Thanks Dad for setting me straight.

sunday

I am quite sleepy....

I spent a lovely evening with Ruth in which we took un-posed conversation pictures, talked for five ours and did not break the Sabbath because I had water in my trunk.

life is great and grand.

Ruthie

I am going up the canyon to take pictures with Ruth.
If you are luckily,
I will post a picture on here.
Bet you didn't know I took pictures.
I purposely have been not posting any on here.
I am unsure why.
So cross your fingers that you will get to see
the lovely RUTHIE.

ER POP QUIZ

I've said it before, but I truly love ER.

I may juts have to name my 1st born son John Carter because of this love.

There should be a National "GO WATCH ER DAY".

A day where no one goes to work,

instead you find a cold pillow, a plate of Peanut Butter cookies and your comfy sweats.

Then you simply lay in bed for hours.

Cry for Mark Green,

Hate on Ramono

Love John Carter

Vow to name you child after Abbey or Susan or Sam.

Realize "House" is basically a copy cat of Weaver

Just watch.

But don't start your ER by watching Kovac in Africa.....

You can however start by realizing how wonderful George Clooney is.

To bad Ross turns out to be a wiener.....

POP QUIZ: anyone understanding this ER mumbo Jumbo?

NO- Go Watch ER

YES- Let's be friends.... and I mean BEST friends :)

Turn the Volume DOWN!

anyone has a completely irrational Pet Peeve?
I DO!
LOUD Sneezing.....
people sneezing over and over.... at the volume of an ELEPHANT!
It makes me instantly annoyed and cranky.
It is completely irrational I know.
I know people can't help it and do not do it on purpose...
but every time some one sneezes over and over loud enough for china to hear them
I want to punch them in the face.

SMACK

Tonight I put on my "Big Girl" pants,
put down the peanut butter cookies,
sucked it up
and went to FHE....
my reward was a great big smack in the face by a volleyball....
oh well.
That's just a glimpse into the life
of a short
klutzy
accident prone
girl....
I may now need those 2 cookies that sit
so lonely on the cookie sheet.

ICK

Peanut Butter cookies.

1 in my lunch

3 eaten after work.

6 still on the sheet....

I am on my period.

I am betting we will end the day

with a big fat total of 0

on the sheet tonight.

Don't judge!

HW vs Twirly

Saturday is the day you should be able to run free in a meadow of sunflowers, wearing a floaty pink dress and tossing out one dollar bills in total freedom.

Too bad I will be doing HW all the live long day due to things being due today at midnight.

The kind of things that were given out a week ago and I put off for the whole week.....

Also my mother gets all chaotic and twirly on Saturdays.

She is like a one women tornado zooming around the house and anything she comes into contact with will either be cleaned or told what to do.

I often hide out in my room during these chaotic and twirling times.

The problem is this women will find you!

She we hunt you down and make you carry diet Pepsi down to the pantry!

She can smell the fear I tell you! 

I don't mind carrying Pepsi down the stairs....

But the scary thing is five seconds after she give out an assignment she moves on to your next assignment and forgets that the last assignment will take longer then five seconds.

So I will randomly carry, collect, drop and run things in all directions like a chicken with no head.

Actually...I should really say I use to carry, collect, drop and run things in all directions like a chicken with no head.

Now I simply inform her she is too chaotic ans twirly and ask her to please write all directions down on a Post-It note and then I go walk on the treadmill with ER going really loud.

It's not ment to be funny

Today a Man called in from a Halfway House in need of Disability.
(For those of you who don't know.... A Halfway house is where people go when they have been released from Prison but are not yet completely cleared to be out of custody.)
This man was an older gentleman and was very polite.
He said "Yes, Ma'm" "Thank you Maim" to everything with such sincerity, that I could truly feel how much he wanted/need help.
He had all his little papers ready and was so eager to please.
It broke my heart a little bit....
This Man had made some bad choices in his life, but was ready to get his life back together.
I could tell though from his voice he was use to being treated poorly due to his bad choices.
So I broke a rule.
I went personal.
I told him my own Dad had been in a Halfway House for a little while so I knew that it could be tough to get everything all ready to get released.
"Oh Ma'm...really?"
I could hear the tears of gratitude in his voice and it made tears of my own well up in my eyes.
All this man needed was a little help and a lot of understanding.
No judgment.
I remembered when I need the exact same thing from others about four years ago.

P.S.

OOO! I didn't even share the highlight of the day! I managed to snap a sneaky picture of "Mark Green". Ruth would be proud.

BO vs. BB

Obama is interfering with my Big Brother watching.... 

I am watching him practically yell at this crowd and women are actually crying with...happiness?!?!?

My "Cannon Genes" are weeping in protest as I sit here proclaiming my total lack of interest in Politics.

Then again... Cannon Genes do not like Democrats so maybe they do not weep.

I remember my Grandfather practically choking with anger a few years ago when I let slip my current Boyfriend was Democrat. I worried I would be help liable for the stroke he was likely to have.

So Cannon Genes are saying BRING ON BIG BROTHER!

Obama.... I neither like nor dislike you...please just wrap it up so I can watch BB and get back to my politically ignorant life.

KTHANKS!

Lets Sum It Up

* All the stupid High School kids made it take 30 minutes just to get my beloved Chicken Sandwich
* I hardly had to PEE at all today!
*"Mark Green" was in a bad mood.....poor guy. It's so hard to get paid a lot of money to teach 7 people how to work a phone and understand company policy.
*My nose is huge. I think all the green smoothies I have been chugging are making it grow instead of making my thighs shrink.
* I want to chop my hair. Can you believe it? I have only been whining about growing my hair out for two years..... 
* I get to finally get out of training tomorrow!

What if they come downstairs and see me NOT doing it???

I wrote less then an hour ago.
I am avoiding HW if you must know the truth.....
My parents are under the impression that HW is being done by their responsible, adult daughter....
9:26
1 Philosophy quiz passed!
1 Communication study guide HALF filled out
1 out of 25 pages of reading read.
...well at least I passed the quiz :)
ok! ok! I'm going.... Because if I don't,  then I will hear about it tomorrow in a text from my mother.

ER

8-5 is a long time to sit in a chair.....

It's a long time to pretend to be interested....

and it's a long time to hold in one's pee.

(I bet you never have read more about a person's bladder functions then you do here.)

My bladder is the size of a pea.

One sip of water and it's like a waterfall needs to escape out the other end.

It was at one of these "waterfall" moments, when I was trying desperately hard not to wet my pants, that I realized my team leader looked exactly like Mark Green.

I was in awe. I was so in awe that I managed to not wet my pants and take notes! ALL at the SAME time!

Miracles really do happen.

I know... I know.

You are thinking

"STOP drinking water!"

But then my mouth gets dry and I sound like Kermit the frog.

No Joke.

Honker

My nose feels extra big today....
My father was so kind to pass on his manly nose to me.
Sometimes I worry people can see right up my nose.
Tomorrow is my first day of work.
It's my first full time job that has NOTHING to do with children.
It's the kind of job where you sit at a desk for 8 hours and have grown up conversations with others.
My biggest fear is that I will have to pee a lot.
I will be sitting at my desk and have to pee.
But the grown up people will notice if I leave my desk a lot....
Children don't notice those things because the potty in their pants.
I have a fear of people noticing how much I pee.

Writer's Block

Here I sit on my blue love seat racking my brain on what to write....
when my father returns home from doing some errands.
* Turns to Mom* I brought you a Drink!
*Turns to me* I brought you a Toilet Flapper!!!!
....I think my Father is the only man who could make a *Toilet Flapper sound as exciting as a pet pony.


* Toilet Flapper is the piece of black rubber that plugs up the toilet tank to allow it fill up and not have the toilet run.

Sicko

I bought a brand new dress.

I straightened my hair.

I had a plan.

I was going to make a good impression at my new YSA ward.

Instead Church is going onward while I;m still in bed drinking OJ until I pee.

I hate colds.

It could be worse.... 

Kristopher has Strep and his wife abandoned him for God.