Monday, August 5, 2013

Half of that eclair was MINE

I'm in a funk
Plus my so called mother ate my eclair.
Technically half of it was hers.... but the other half was mine!
I did my very best whinny to my daddy and all he said was
"I'm sorry"
So i ate a dry crumbling chips ahoy cookie and proceed to pout.
I'm just so grown up in that way.

Anyway so I'm in a funk...
Whenever I'm in a funk I get the yearning for some sappy chick flick.
So last night @ 11:02 I popped in "The Proposal" because who
doesn't like Sandra Bullock plus its was my latest "bargain bin" find.
(...Ok that's a lie... it was $10 on the shelf of Target but close enough.)
But then I realized that Sandra Bullock is way to old for cutie pie
Ryan Reynolds.
The illusion of love was lost after 15 minutes of
this cradle robbing chick flick and I turned my TV off.
(Just FYI  Sandra  is 12 years older then Ryan...)  

So basically what this post is about is that I have no creamy chocolate dessert and no good sappy chick flick to ride out my "Funk" with..... Oh first world problems.
I wont even begin to mention how my hair is in need of some serious washing but that I don't want to go to bed with wet hair....