I was funny in SLC...
In Orem I am boring.
I read all my SLC posts and laughed.
I read my Orem posts a cringed.
My eyes now grow fuzzy with the combination of how boring this post is and how tired I am.
I will find a cold pillow and hopefully sleep.
Happy Spring everyone.

Maresey Dotes

Thank goodness for Krystal.
Who else cares that my pillows are scratchy or that I have been banished to the sport's hall of fame.
Nothing beats a 40 minute conversation full of whining, moaning and Google searches for a hair salon that doesn't make you pawn your first born child just to get a decent hair cut.
I am wearing her green hoodie that I bought her for Christmas two years ago....some how it migrated over to my home and I am too selfish to return it.
Long live the 10 days of Christmas.
It's midnight in New York right now...SO I am thinking the world won't be ending.
Good thing because I have a ticket to Disneyland.

Christmas is

Christmas is 

• Hannaka Bush cookies with bit's of plastic mixed in from the beater I broke.
• Mom in a million sweaters refusing to leave the house 
• Daddy's yucky egg nog in the fridge
• Hiding the good pretzels so Kristopher will eat them all.
• Mom unhidding the pretzels because she "loves" Kristopher
•  Rumpy Bum Bums and Bell Races. 

Bambi

Do you ever have that feeling of something wonderful is going to happen?
I have had it all day....
Bubbles and Butterflies in my stomach.
Jittery heart.
It's a magical feeling.
I feel quite magical.
Than again that may be due to logging on to pinterest to look up flower arrangements,
Only to spend the next hour and half watching Harry Potter Behind the scene Youtube videos.....
MAGIC!
Here's hoping my wonderful thing comes soon... the jittery heart is starting to hurt....

ODD

I asked for a water purifier pitcher for my birthday.
I can not calculate my period.
I need fresh fries and warm ketchup.
I need seven pillow on my bed and only use one.
I spend 12 dollars on a Halloween tutu...
only to end up wearing Krystal's old lady bug costume we dug up a midnight the night before.
I order kid's meals
I some how switched from ER to Grey's Anatomy... Dr. Bailey has the best faces and I hate Izzy.
I had Pretzels and Ginger Ale for dinner.

Laundry

It is exactly 7:15.

My body has had me up since 6 because it thinks I should be going into work.

WRONG!

So I am doing Laundry.

Laundry is a chore I do not mind.

You dump in some soap, push in some clothes and BINGO!

your done until it's dry and repeat 30 minutes later.

I also get a kick out of sorting and folding clothes because I can do that while watching ER.

My problem comes in after everything is clean and sorted.

I have an strange phobia about actually putting my clothes away....

I have two dressers and a closet, yet all my clothes live in either 3 laundry baskets or on my floor.

My mom hates that I keep laundry in her laundry baskets, instead of my 2 big empty dressers.

Most Saturdays she gets sick of it, dumps all my clothes into one laundry baskets and says 

"I'd really appreciate it if you would but your clothes away."

She says it in her best "Mom" voice. 

The one that has an Dolores Umbridge quality to it.

It comes out all sugary and sweet, but there is an edge to her voice that tells you see will make you life miserable you you do not conform to the P.W.P.A.T.L.L.Y.M.S club.

But let's be honest..... I never paid my 1 Sickle and a Knut to join that club.

Long live C.L.I.M.B

People Who Put Away Their Laundry Like Their Mother Said

Clothes Living In Mom's Baskets

you need an 8 week training course for this......

You have never "Disney-ed" until you gone to Disneyland with my mother.
As Krystal would say..... " You need an 8 week training course to prepare" for how WE  Disney.
There are Early Morning Sprints, Huddles, Plans and Tactics.
When you "Disney" with us you will need a vacation to recover from your vacation.
Sounds painful, I know but I love it.
I have been raised to "Disney" this way and it seems unnatural to do it any other way.
I feel like I wasted a day when I meander around.
So Sprint!
Stand There!
Go Here!
Huddle!
WHATS THE PLAN????
Let's juts hope Krystal will speak to me after our vacation.
As for me I am at Dinseyland with a plan.